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Saturday, May 19, 2007

State of the Pistons Address (May 19)

Eight down, eight to go. And man, wasn't Thursday night's win a beautiful sight -- and a relief -- for Pistons fans.

Sometimes, I don't understand these guys. Up and down, up and down. It's frustrating. But that's the Pistons. I was lucky to have attended Game 3 in Chicago, when the Bulls led 44-28 at the half and the boys in blue and red decided to kick it up about seven notches and play their best ball of the year for the last 24 minutes, eventually winning 81-74.

Sitting in the ninth row, I was reminded of the team's remarkably consistent swag. Before the game, Chauncey's body movement made it seem as though he was preparing for a long nap. His face was focused, though -- ready for battle. Rasheed's practice shots looked like they were straight out of a game of competitive H-O-R-S-E. Before EVERY game, he shoots left-handed 3s -- and consistently makes them. He shoots two balls at once -- one high, one with a lower trajectory -- and they both swish. Dale Davis launches 3s, as well -- with the most disgusting form of any NBA player I've ever seen.

Through it all, the Pistons were relaxed and laughing. But were they ready? I don't know. It usually takes something more than a 2-0 lead over the Chicago Bulls in the Eastern Conference Semifinals for them to get really jacked up. On this night, it took a 16-point first half deficit for them to realize they were playing like a D-III college team. And then it was clockwork. They stole balls left and right, Sheed and Chaunce buried gigantic 3s, Dyess gobbled up every board and Tay stepped up and played like an All-Star. He was the team's MVP this series.

Games 4 and 5 were a bit surprising because I thought they'd want to close the puppy out and rest as much as possible for the Conf. Finals. But again, that motivation was hard for them to find. Enough was finally enough on Thursday in Game 6, when Sheed and Tay and Dyess played with so much emotion I wondered if they had suppressed it all series long, just to let it out in this satisfying clincher.

Cleveland is now the next victim. There's no question the Pistons are more deeply loaded with talent, but if they play at all like they did in Games 4 and 5 against Chicago -- and the first half of Game 3 -- they'll be unnecessarily prolonging the inevitable.

I'm going to say there will be fewer lapses the closer they get to the LOB (Larry O'Brien) Trophy. Pistons in 5, Spurs over the Jazz in 7 out west, and a rematch of the '05 Finals. I want revenge like Screech wanted Lisa. Let's go.

Friday, May 04, 2007

The recipe

Sports channels and magazines and web sites hire people they consider experts to analyze teams, dissect matchups and predict the results for games and series and seasons. It's part of the fun of sports: seeing if you know as much or more than the next guy or gal.

The thing is, no one ever knows for sure. Take Golden State's "upset" over Dallas in the first round, for instance. Every ESPN analyst had the Mavs in 5 or 6. I had 'em in 5. But the Warriors played a style of ball the Mavs had not anticipated, nor could they handle. Now, after six games, to say Golden State is the better team is not really an overstatement. Dallas had no successful counter to the Warriors' run-and-gun attack. Baron Davis did what he wanted, when he wanted, and he did it for the entire series. And it didn't help that Dirk Nowitzki played like a 7-year-old mädchen. (If he gets the MVP award after that sad performance -- he was 2-for-13 in Game 6 -- it will only my add fruit to my argument that the MVP should be awarded after the Playoffs are complete.) I guess that's why they play the games ...

... And speaking of games, it's about time the Pistons took the floor again. I'm less lively when they're idle. Saturday at 7, bet on the Palace to be rocking for Game 1 against the Bulls. To me, it was a huge surprise that Chicago had the talent and the strategy to take down the champs from Miami -- and even more of a surprise that the Bulls did it with brooms. That's why I expect this series between the former rivals to be a barnburner. The Pistons need to find whatever chips they had on their shoulders in 2004 and play like they're the underdogs. If they're overconfident, look out. Ben Gordon and Luol Deng could turn the Eastern champs into mincemeat. Do I think they will? No. I like the Pistons in 6. I'm simply offering a warning ...

... The 133rd running of the Kentucky Derby is tomorrow, and if you've never seen it, try to be around a TV between 4 and 7 p.m. (The exact start time always varies depending on how fidgety the horses are.) Each year, I like to make my pick based on the horse names. Here are my five favorite from this year's field:

Storm in May
Imawildandcrazyguy
Liquidity
Scat Daddy
Circular Quay

Not a terribly creative field of names this year, but a few good ones nonetheless. Liquidity, as of right now (11 a.m. Friday), is a 30-1 shot. But that's my favorite name, so that's my horse ...

... I'm not a boxing guy, but the name Floyd Mayweather just screams out "Champ," doesn't it? I like him to KO Oscar De La Hoya in Round 3.